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“If you kiss on the first date and it's not right, then there will be no second date. Sometimes it's better to hold out and not kiss for a long time. I am a strong believer in kissing being very intimate, and the minute you kiss, the floodgates open for everything else.”

“Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed”

“Don't cry for a man who's left you, the next one may fall for your smile.”

“I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person
---Britney Spears

“Date sideways, never up or down. sideways is usually a more comfortable position for both players and one of the players can be heads up or heads down. in this position, any significant height difference of either player is minimilized.”

“Secret forces are bringing compatible spirits together. If the man permits himself to be led by this ineffable attraction, good fortune will come his way. When deep friendships exist, formalities and elaborate preparations are not necessary.”
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JOKES:
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1. Ladies hostel caught Fire.. it took 1 hour to bring, the fire under control and another
3 hours to bring the firemen under control.

2. Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?Husband: that you are a lesbian.

3.Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps inthe U.S ??? Because the people started licking the wrong side!

4.Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals

5.Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich, Rich men wish they were handsome, Bachelors wish they were married & Married men wish they were Dead!

6.How do you teach a girl maths?Add a bed, subtract her clothes, divide her legs,enter your square root, leave your solution and hope she doesn'tmultiply!

7.Lady : "I want a good vibrator";
Salesman: "Ma'am you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall";
Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one";> > > Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher";

8.A divorced Couple were contesting for possession of the child..
The mother said: "I gave birth to him - he's mine";
The father said: "I put a coin in the pepsi machine and a can comes out the pepsi belongs to me! not to the machine

9.A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be yours forever."
The guy says 'thanks for the warning'

10.A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife after sex?" He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"

11.Definition of a Gynecologist:Someone who looks for problems where others look for pleasure!!!

12.Man to wife on wedding night-"Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?'
'Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!'

13.Note : This mail is composed by TCS Guys and Girls .
From the guys:
1. What is the beautiful girl called in TCS?A. Visitor.

2. What happens when all the TCS girls go on a trip to moon?A. Average beauty of the earth increases and that of moon decreases.

3. What happens when hundred new girls join ?A. Average beauty of TCS further decreases.

4. What happens when a TCS girl has very malignant brain tumor?A. She will get her knee operated.

5. What happens when two TCS girls meet generally at fashion show? A. They will discuss the cause of the two smaller bugs in software.

6. What happens when a TCS girl contests a fashion show?A. She will get best possible points in the field of morale boosting.

7. What happens if you present a book named "How to fall in love" to a TCS girl?A. She will use it as a mouse pad.

8. When there is a competition in beauty and two TCS girls participate,it's called a competition.A. If a TCS girl and other outside girl competes, its called overconfidence.

9. What happens when two TCS girls compete for same guy?A. He will commit suicide.
Quote:~~~~~Generally 99.9999% of the girls in the world are beautiful, rest are in TCS
Written by TCS Girls:-------------------------Dear TCS guys,we were motivated to compile this after coming across the mail "aboutgirls".after all, a good gesture demands a good gesture in return!

1. what is it when an TCS-guy is wearing a black t-shirt?A. It's just a white t-shirt , badly in need of a good washing.

2.what happens when a dirty, smelly sheep and an TCS guy enter aroom together?A.The sheep runs out.

3. what happens when an TCS guy starts combing his hair?A. The comb gets lost in his hair.

4.what does an TCS guy tell julia Roberts?A.Your hair remind me of "sine curves".

5.where does an TCS guy take his girl on the 1st date?A. Obviously, to the TCS library.

6.how does an TCS guy shine his battery (specs)?A.With a shoe-shine polish.

7.what do you call a guy wearing shoes in TCS?A. A visitor.

8. what happens when some TCS guys go on a trip to U.S.A.?A. Average cleanliness of INDIA increases, and that of U.S.A decreases.

9.what happens to the 2 ants, 1 falling on an TCS guy's shirt, and otheron a visitor's shirt?A. The 2nd one slips down quickly, while the 1st one gets lost in themountainous region. (such a crumpled shirt!).

10.how will an TCS guy tell his friend "go there"?A. He will actually GO there and say,"come here".

11.what happens when an TCS guy. falls in love?A. He starts finding out the depth to which he's fallen, with the velocity andtime of falling in love known to him.

12. what does an TCS guy comment about a very pretty girl?A. "Non existing function of beauty".

13. what happens when an TCS guy proceeds with a suitcase to his home-town?A. On reaching home, realizes that his suitcase is missing.

14. what happens when an TCS guy. is attending a wedding?A. He starts developing a software to find out how many people attended themarriage and how many didn't.
Quote:~~~~~~0.0001% of the garbage on earth is outside TCS and the remaining99.9999% is in TCS.

So moral of this debate: " WHETHER U R A GUY OR GAL, STAY AWAY FROM TCS;-) "
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